So far, my barking has saved Mama and Dad from murder by 40 mailmen, 16 UPS drivers, 29 FedEx drivers, 50 Girl Scouts, 28 cats, 94 deer (some with huge antlers), 105 rabbits, and a few sketchy looking dogs on the roads...
..and yet they remain ungrateful and tell me to "stop barking!" Why?
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